Zzzz- What in tarnation? Oh, hullo there. Welcome to the Lon Lon Ranch. Would you like to play the Super Cucco-findin game, or are you here for some delicious Lon Lon Milk?
Anonymous: (Cucco crows) Wake up! Time for dinner!

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((Half ass attempt to recreate this golden post)).

askdarkzoralink: *lets the horses loose while you are taking a nap inside and runs away laughing*

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((I’m sorry I don’t know what a Dark Zora Link would look like, I’m assuming he’s your avatar))

Anonymous: favorite pass time other than sleeping?

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When I’m not sleeping or out on deliveries I like to spend time with my friends and family.

Anonymous: Have you ever heard of milking? It's like when, someone takes a bottle of milk and just pours it on themselves while walking or doing irrelevant things

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Son, that is a waste of some perfectly good milk.